Topics will be groundbreaking for this area and will include (but are not limited to) things that have never been covered in an Austin blog before, such as:
- The local music scene, venues and festivals
- Transportation and urban planning issues
- Young people
- Culture, whatever that means
- Point-counterpoint arguments over the definition of "hipster"
- Wondering where the old hippies have gone,
- Where to find the best breakfast tacos to be eaten for lunch
- Leslie
- Complaining about how Austin has "changed" and "used to be better",
- California transplants and their alleged money
- Why Gary Bradley sucks
- Blaming everything on Tom Delay
- Noise complaint issues in Central Austin
- Talking about how San Marcos is starting to resemble the way Austin used to be, but not in a way that encourages too many people to move there and turn it into the Austin of today
- Desperate attempts to get people in Austin to notice my nearby alma mater, Texas State
- Gentrification on the East Side
- No mention of the fact that I spent most of my childhood in Belton
- Complaining about people who complain about cyclists on public streets
- Vague discussions of topics such as "new urbanism", "smart growth" and "sense of place" (whatever they mean)
- Trying to think up new reasons to have more 5K runs and festivals (might ask Leslie for ideas the next time I see him* walking down my street).
Perhaps all of these conflicts and problems related to the aforementioned topics will be solved now that someone is finally mentioning them in a local blog. I am hopeful that people who know me and other people who just think I'm another self-important opinionated person with internet opinions will bookmark this page and check it hourly on their fancy smart phones**.
Have a good evening and keep Austin whatever,
- Jordan Stewart
*While determinations of his gender are, understandably, the subject of considerable debate, Leslie has made it known that he still wishes to be considered a man.
**If you have an iphone, I'll understand if AT&T makes it difficult to read this on a consistent basis
I can't wait for "California transplants and their alleged money" and "Complaining about people who complain about cyclists on public streets."
ReplyDeleteplease keep this up.
Thanks Rand! You'll get your wish.
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